Wow! You think you had a bad day! It started out normal enough, though I started to wish that I had some more space. Talk about being careful what you wish for. As I sat in my place--you know, your typical fluid filled, anti-gravitational, sensory deprived sack of waters--I started to think that I wanted more. Don't get me wrong the rent was great, all utilities included, I never had to clean up, and the best part was a 24/7 all you can eat buffet! It was fine, all the kids my age had basically the same set up, but something was telling me that there was more and I just had to find out what it was. Then, as if someone from above heard my prayers, a bright light appeared. I went toward it and that's when everything changed. Suddenly, (at exactly 12:16 pm on April 8, 2008) I was cold, I was hungry, it was bright, and it was loud. At that instant I started to yearn for my old place back, but, get this, they changed the lock on me! I couldn't get back. I mean, I knew the housin...